This is so great. Why aren’t you writing for Game of Thrones– every high fantasy adventure story needs a beard wrestle!
Thanks! Haha. I sent them a writing sample, and they said, “Buddy, you’re too good for us.” Swear to god. It happened.
Sounds plausible.
Not just a beard wrestle but a pro beard wrestler in a beard wrestling league
Ouch!
Do not try this at home!
WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME LAST PAGE!! I’m in the market for some of that ‘facial hair growth’ formula now. I feel naked without my moustache, and all the follicles came out too. I may have to get a moustache transplant. Eugh.
actually the most brutal knockout i’ve ever seen in my entire life. my face hurts now
Haha! “The Savage Beard of She Dwarf” It’s in the title! 😀
Hee hee hee! Her cheeks are so…rosy! Like a character I dreamed up a while back, who’s more or less an insane garden gnome, who is incredibly powerful, and incredibly naive. He found a cursed werwolf shrine in the woods, depicting a man and a dog locked in a dreadful dance, and happily remarked to his terrified comrades that it was very sweet of this man to build a shrine to his beloved pooch.
Hmmm… I kind of usurped my own message…
UH I REALLY LIKE THE ART STYLE. REMINDS ME OF UH JAPANESE WOOD PRINTS. UH BEARD WRESTLING. WOW. RESPECT. ADMIRATION. THINGS THAT AREN’T SELF-CENTRED.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW
now she can absorb his beard into her own to increase her power.
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This is so great. Why aren’t you writing for Game of Thrones– every high fantasy adventure story needs a beard wrestle!
Thanks! Haha. I sent them a writing sample, and they said, “Buddy, you’re too good for us.” Swear to god. It happened.
Sounds plausible.
Not just a beard wrestle but a pro beard wrestler in a beard wrestling league
Ouch!
Do not try this at home!
WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME LAST PAGE!! I’m in the market for some of that ‘facial hair growth’ formula now. I feel naked without my moustache, and all the follicles came out too. I may have to get a moustache transplant. Eugh.
actually the most brutal knockout i’ve ever seen in my entire life. my face hurts now
Haha! “The Savage Beard of She Dwarf” It’s in the title! 😀
Hee hee hee! Her cheeks are so…rosy! Like a character I dreamed up a while back, who’s more or less an insane garden gnome, who is incredibly powerful, and incredibly naive. He found a cursed werwolf shrine in the woods, depicting a man and a dog locked in a dreadful dance, and happily remarked to his terrified comrades that it was very sweet of this man to build a shrine to his beloved pooch.
Hmmm… I kind of usurped my own message…
UH I REALLY LIKE THE ART STYLE. REMINDS ME OF UH JAPANESE WOOD PRINTS. UH BEARD WRESTLING. WOW. RESPECT. ADMIRATION. THINGS THAT AREN’T SELF-CENTRED.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW
now she can absorb his beard into her own to increase her power.