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Aw man, why do shorcs always gotta be such assholes. D:

When asking why Shorcs are assholes, the fable of the scorpion and the frog is a useful starting point. The frog reluctantly gives the scorpion a ride across the river, then the scorpion then stings the frog, dooming them both. The frog asks why and the scorpion says, “It’s my nature.” Then imagine both the frog and the scorpion being eaten by a shorc. Does that help explain it?

Shorcs are misunderstood creatures!

Surely anyone who knows anything about leprechauns knows that you can’t just take their word for it. Trust, but verify.

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