BEAUTIFUL SPLASH PAGE!!! AMAZING BLOOD-SPLATTER!!! She-Dwarf, please do not become a splatter!! O___O
Thank you! She Dwarf is great with barbarians, but her track record with giant monsters is a little shakey… We’ll see… 😛
I didn’t know She Dwarf was a dentist?!
Oral Surgeon, technically. Haha
I hate that BEM so much, I can’t even express it. I hope She-Dwarf carves little ivory chessmen out of those teeth.
Haha, yeah, that’s pretty much my plan if I ever survive a savage beast attack. Also, BEM? I’m unfamiliar with the term.
BEM+ Bug Eyed Monster. I let my age show on that one. Used to be a hard-core, traditional term for alien beasts in the 1960’s and 70’s.
OOoOoh. Thanks!
Fluffy Noooo! But, I bet those teeth will make a great necklace…
Available soon from the She Dwarf Shop! (not really)
She Dwarf: I *thwack* Refuse *CraCk* To Be *Thunk* Eaten *Crunch* By The Likes *Shatter* Of YOU!
*MONSTER BITES DOWN! Sort of gums her arm. Whines pitifully*
EUGH! I CANNOT STAND THE SIGHT OF GUMS! TAKE IT AWAY! TAKE IT AWAY!!
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BEAUTIFUL SPLASH PAGE!!! AMAZING BLOOD-SPLATTER!!! She-Dwarf, please do not become a splatter!! O___O
Thank you! She Dwarf is great with barbarians, but her track record with giant monsters is a little shakey… We’ll see… 😛
I didn’t know She Dwarf was a dentist?!
Oral Surgeon, technically. Haha
I hate that BEM so much, I can’t even express it. I hope She-Dwarf carves little ivory chessmen out of those teeth.
Haha, yeah, that’s pretty much my plan if I ever survive a savage beast attack. Also, BEM? I’m unfamiliar with the term.
BEM+ Bug Eyed Monster. I let my age show on that one. Used to be a hard-core, traditional term for alien beasts in the 1960’s and 70’s.
OOoOoh. Thanks!
Fluffy Noooo! But, I bet those teeth will make a great necklace…
Available soon from the She Dwarf Shop! (not really)
She Dwarf: I *thwack* Refuse *CraCk* To Be *Thunk* Eaten *Crunch* By The Likes *Shatter* Of YOU!
*MONSTER BITES DOWN! Sort of gums her arm. Whines pitifully*
EUGH! I CANNOT STAND THE SIGHT OF GUMS! TAKE IT AWAY! TAKE IT AWAY!!