Chapter 5, Page 8 Chapter 5, Page 8 published on March 22, 2018Read more posts by the author of Chapter 5, Page 8, She Dwarf15 Comments on Chapter 5, Page 8
NO FIGHTING IN THE BATH HOUSE!
(just enjoy your plush-looking pink towels instead)
See, it’s not THAT hard to remember the number one rule.
She-elf vs. She-dwarf with no equipment can hardly be called fair.
Who said this encounter was fair? Everything doesn’t need to be CR balanced you know. ;P
The first rule of Fight Club is ‘Not in the Bathhouse.’
I tried to think of a Fight Club joke to make on twitter this morning too! Haha
ICE POWERS!!! >:D
But… not in the bath house, purely for the reason of making the bath cold.
If someone dropped ice in MY bath, I’d never forgive them!
Come on Elf, I thought everyone knows that temples, shrines, and bath houses are neutral zones! Adventurers aren’t allowed to fight in neutral places!
Besides yer gonna get us all thrown out.
YEAH! Baths are like churches in Highlander rules!
The real magic is the integrity of those towels. Can I get one for the gym?
That’s what I look for in towels and public figures… integrity.
I hope She Dwarf comes out of this innocent because really, she is in this situation.
So this is how the abandon-the-main-plot-or-die antagonist meets her end…
We’ll see…. 😉